Funny and cool sayings for every day – a smile guaranteed!
Funny and cool sayings for every day – a smile guaranteed!
Hey there! Are you looking for a funny saying that will put a smile on your face and that of your friends? Whether you're looking for something for work, the gym, or just for everyday life – we've compiled the best sayings for you. Here are some cool and witty sayings that are guaranteed to bring a laugh in a variety of situations.
The right T-shirts for every saying
Funny quotes
- “I don’t have any quirks, they’re special effects!”
- “Smile, you can’t kill them all.”
Top 10 Funny Sayings for T-Shirts
- “I’m not lazy, I’m in energy saving mode.”
- “You shouldn’t be allowed to work on Mondays.”
- “My gut feeling tells me I need pizza.”
- “I’m not perfect, but almost.”
- "Money alone doesn't make you happy. You have to buy beer with it."
- “I don’t need a middle finger, I can do it with words.”
- “Stupidity knows no bounds, but I’m happy to help with the search.”
- “I’m not old, I’ve just been young for a while.”
- “He who laughs last hasn’t understood it yet.”
- “There are days when you lose, and there are days when others win.”
Short sayings for a quick laugh
- “I’m not small, I’m space-saving.”
- “Chaos, stress, appointments – is there a discount if I take everything?”
Fitness and sports
- “I don’t just lift weights, I also carry responsibility.”
- “When you think you can’t go on, eat a cookie and walk some more!”
Work
- “Work is the detour on the way up.”
- “I work hard so my dog can have a better life.”
Men and women
"Men are like clouds. When they disappear, it can be a beautiful day."
“Women always have to have the last word – but only because they usually can’t think of anything else to say afterward.”
"My dog thinks I'm a genius. My cat thinks I'm an idiot."
"Cats are like chips – you can never have just one."
Life wisdom
- “Life is too short for later.”
- "Do not dream your life, live your dream."
Positive sayings
- “The best days begin with a smile.”
- “Every day is a gift – sometimes it’s just poorly wrapped.”
Old jokes
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"A man comes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I always have a headache in the morning.' The doctor replies, 'Then get up in the afternoon.'"
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"Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!"
We want your opinion!
Which saying did you like best? Do you have another brilliant saying of your own? Share it with us in the comments! We're curious to hear your funniest sayings and ideas.
Printed T-shirts for every occasion
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Let's laugh together and brighten up everyday life. See you next time!